The Virgo Horoscope – And all things sex
The Virgo Horoscope remains a mystery to those who’ve never had any kind of relationship with one of us. Do you really believe the outdated stereotype that Virgos are these shy retiring types who blush at any mention of the word ‘Sex’. Or perhaps like many others, when you read the word, ‘Virgo’, you think of the innocent Virgin maiden behaving virginal and respectfully? Oh, you do? Then think again…
When I first started dating, I’ll admit I was a little intimidated by the opposite sex. However, it quickly became obvious that when discussing my sexual exploits with my male friends they began to look at me as if I was some kind of freak. Normally being called a freak can be taken negatively…obviously. Nevertheless, my friends meant it in a good way and judging by the response I was getting from the ladies in-between the sheets I was obviously doing something right.
So what was I doing that was so different from other guys that I was being looked upon as some kind of sexual freak? Let me explain.
Unlike other zodiac signs, The Virgo Horoscope has a natural tendency to want to please those who are special and meaningful in our lives. Even on one night stands you’ll be made to feel like the most precious person in the world. Why? Because for Virgos there is no greater feeling than looking into their lovers eyes and knowing the sexual heights of satisfaction they have just reached is due to the unselfish practices of the Virgo loving.
Basically, if it turns you on, then it turns us on.
This was the basis which established the differences between me and my male friends. Whereas they were all about pleasing themselves and getting as much out of their relationships as they could, I, being of the Virgo Horoscope, was about wanting to please rather than being pleased.
It wasn’t just me who came to this conclusion. Female colleagues who’d had or were having relationships with male Virgos were full of praise for their unselfish lovers. They would comment on how they’d never been with anyone who was willing to ‘get down and dirty’ before they were expected to ‘get down and dirty’. And never had they been with anyone who wanted them to reach the big ‘O’ as much as Virgos. It kind of left a warm feeling in my heart when I heard this. Well done my fellow Virgo brothers!
However, when it comes to finding out what kind of things get our hormones roaring, expect the unexpected. If you know anything about Virgos, then you’ll know we don’t get satisfied with anything normal in life, and that includes the bedroom. If there’s a fetish to be tried, you can bet your last dollar a Virgo will have invented it or was first in line to try it.
If you’re squeamish, straitlaced or easily offended then sex with a Virgo may be a problem. The Virgo Horoscope dictates a dislike for wasting time on pleasantries and unnecessary dialogue when it’s quite obvious what both parties want. Your Virgo lover will be direct and tell you exactly what they want or even if you are doing something wrong. We’re not being insulting or demanding, just practical.
Don’t be fooled by our cool, quiet demeanour, we’re simply thinking of ways to make you reach the greatest orgasm you’ll ever have. And trust me…. we WILL try! We may not talk about sex as much as others, but when we do be prepared for the unthinkable. We think outside the box and are very experimental, so long as we feel you’re comfortable to share these experiments with us.
Having read bits of the 50 Shades Trilogy, It’s quite obvious Christian Grey was a Virgo! If you need any more convincing about the sexual prowess of Virgos, Charlie Sheen is one – Enough said!
So the next time you get introduced to a male Virgo, for a split second ignore the fact that he’s an extremely polite well groomed guy, and instead rejoice in the fact that this guy could give you the greatest f*** of your life.